6.18.2012

Everything is Expired!

In one day, these are the things that I have encountered that are expired/finished.

I ate half a piece of cornbread this morning before I noticed the mold on/in it.
I ate a salad for lunch that was probably 2ish days past awesomeness.
The sell-by date on the milk in my fridge is 6/12.
I ate pretzels left out in the sun all day yesterday.
I bit into a pear and discovered mealy-ness and an INTERNAL brown spot. We're not talking bruise here people, we're talking rotting from the inside out.
I had nothing to cook for dinner so i decided to cook ramen noodles—ALSO EXPIRED! How can ramen expire?! Apparently the powdery noodles get oily and gross.. That's how. So I made plain pasta....with no meatballs, gravy, or sauce of any kind.
Even my ADVIL is expired (for over a year, I might add...)

The only things that tasted correct today came out of a box or wrapper.

Time to go shopping.
Sigh.

1 comment:

Blythe said...

I definitely sympathize, although never so much in one day! I definitely realized my advil expired in 2009! I just didn't know that pills expire!